Barry Melrose is a "Bleep"-Face...Seriously

You may not be able to make chicken salad out of it, but it does wonders on crow’s feet.  Just ask ESPN’s Barry Melrose.  In case you’re not yet on-board, there is obscene language coming…twice, in fact:

Shortly after, ESPN issued the obligatory on-air apology (interestingly enough, not from the mouth of Barry Melrose):

What’s the deal with Dana Jacobson apologizing for “putting him in that position?”  What position?  Asking him a question?  It wasn’t like they hit him with:

“Hey Barry, what’s a two-word slang phrase for coward – 11 letters?”